Five on Friday: These Children Are Censoring Me

1.  Friends, I found hanging in my home. MY OWN HOME. 

You understand that this feels like a personal attack, right?

2. Text with the son who hung the above offensive material:

3. Me: Well that sounds like a legit reason to . . .

    12-year-old daughter: Mom. Don't say "legit."

 

4 & 5: While looking for sympathy from my oldest two on being censored from saying "hot as balls" at home, my son then further censored me.

Quite frankly, I have had enough.  I have purchased myself a tiara and shall be wearing it as much as possible. If this doesn't force them to yield to my authority at least it will thoroughly embarrass them. 

Queen of Everything