Five on Friday: Phrases My Kids Clearly Don't Understand

1. Play quietly in your own rooms until 7:30 am (hey, I can hope, can't I?)
2. It's not fair! (I can pretty much guarantee whatever it is, it's totally fair.)3. Could you please lower your volume? (they can't. I know they can't. I keep asking anyway)
4. Keep your hands to yourselves. (ditto)
5. We're leaving in five minutes (fine, that's my fault as I usually start chatting for another 20 minutes)