Five on Friday: Rules I tell my kids for which “Because I said so” is the only logical explanation

1. You have to wear underwear on the first day of kindergarten
2. Stop with the double pick (2 fingers, 2 nostrils, simultaneously)
3. Fortheloveofgod please stop sneaking up behind me and sticking your nose in my butt crack
4. Don’t put play dough in the freezer without telling me
5. Stop eating cat food 

   

    No más whatever this is, por favor. 

   Because I said so.